Jack Black Penis

So a number of years ago, I won’t say or I’ll date myself, when I was 22 I was first exploring my alternate sexuality of my penis. I thought pierced penises were really hot, and I still think they are. So I went to a piercing shop and made myself and appointment to get a Prince Albert. I got it done, and believe it or not it really didn’t hurt that much at all.

I wore the ring for a year and got down to a larger size of ring, but it wound up being more of a pain in the ass than really erotic. If I wore the ring I would have to sit down to take a piss with all the drips. Without the ring I can neatly cover the hole and piss standing up. So, alas, I never wear the ring. I think they are still hot, though as one with a Prince Albert it doesn’t really make sex more hot. In fact it gets in the way for a lot of cock play.

I just stumbled across this hysterical video from Jack Black.

And now how about some pierced penises?

Losing Penis

Sometimes it is weird….

I actually am not in the mood to masturbate! I don’t know what it is….but sometimes I just lose my sexual drive. I mean it isn’t totally gone but I’m not all about sitting back and jacking for a really long time.

It might be my lack of exercise. With my elbow still healing, I can’t ride my bicycle. Without riding my bike I have to take the bus to work or get a ride with the bus taking an hour each way. (It costs $10/day to park at work.) This means I’m not getting out in the fresh air and exercising. I feel like a sloth sort of of. I belong to a gym but the thought of getting on one of those hamster machines to bust my ass for 30 minutes or more seems really boring. Ok, so I’m whining. Sorry. I better get my penis interest back soon, and be able to get back on my bicycle. I’m going crazy on the bus. But I finally came into the New Age with getting an Ipod. I’m going to load some podcasts on there, a few being all about penis. Maybe that will put me in the mood!

Here are some fascinating penises to gaze at.

Humongous Penis

I’m average size on penis, with a nice decent width. I’ve seen smaller, seen larger too. And I’m not a size queen, but what is it about a nice large dong that seems so pleasant to see, touch, jack with? A full fistful with plenty of room left is so hot!

Hail large penis!

Back to Penis

I finally got a chance to masturbate again. I’m feeling much better after my bicycle accident earlier this week. My left arm is sort of back to wanking order.

In this case I jacked a while, then hooked up to my estim box for about an hour. I hadn’t felt much like masturbating in a week, so had a lot of sexual energy built up. I just couldn’t resist any more, and blew my load. Usually I can go for at least a couple hours, but I was just so built up I couldn’t resist any more. It felt awesome! Tomorrow I’ll be back and jacking. Hooray! Nothing like feeling in tip-top condition to masturbate.

Try masturbating to these men!

Bicycle Penis

so last night i get off work, it’s a beautiful day, the sun is out, mt hood looks amazing, and i’m singing as i hop on my bike and head down the hill from work. it hasn’t rained in some time so the streets are dry. a couple hundred feet down the hill i’m moving nicely and notice water across the road. this isn’t unusual in this location because the hillside is still so wet. i glide across the “water” and next thing i know i’m tumbling across the road and all i see is ground. the water has turned to 15 feet of ice because it is so cold out.

adrenaline flows

i get up, luckily no car was immediately behind me nor one on the other side of the road. the cars that were back do stop, i get up, push my bike to the road. one guy asks if he should call 911 and i say no. i sit at the side of the road for a couple minutes to gather myself.

it doesn’t feel like anything is injured really badly, so i get back on my bike and “ouch!” – my left harm really hurts. i coast to the bottom of the hill and then decide to walk to the hospital. i go to the ER and the check me out, get xrays, etc. luckily no broken bones, just road rash and a jammed up elbow. i get some good drugs and sleep actually not too bad. thanks modern medicine!

now i’m at home cause i just don’t feel able to go to work today. the worst part is i jack left handed. i’m a righty but i use my left for wanking. it’s in a sling. this sucks.

wouldn’t this guy be fun to come across in the mountains?

And here’s lance being h-o-t!!

Presidential Penis

hoooooray! we finally have a new president! the ass hole is out and the hot obama bator man is in. i’m sure he bates. ya think?

red white and blue penises!

Penis On Hold

So this weekend I was away at some friends house in northern Washington. It was great fun. We cross country skiied, walked, ate, drank, and generally had a good time. One thing that I didn’t fit in is ANY bate.

NONE

ZIP

ZERO

Damn…..was weird when this kinda thing happens ’cause I realize what a bator I really am. I didn’t really go into withdrawl, just no penis is weird. Taking it up again. Not tonight though. Other bad news is my dog got skunked this morning early and it really sucked big time. Everything stinks. Yuck.

Some good ski porn to watch is Falcon’s “Other Side of Aspen” series. This was some of the first porn I bought, and still will pop it in for old time sake. It’s on VHS!

Mirror Penis Worship

This guy really knows his penis. There are some great masturbation mirror vids out there too. It’s kinda like masturbating with your twin. Let your mind go and stare at your penis and eyes. It can be intense to see penis in your own eyes.

MIRROR MASTURBATOR!

More Arty Penising

I couldn’t get enough yesterday. So here are more penises artistic in nature. Who would have thought that I would have just bought a Tom of Finland book online. Guess at a certain age it just hits and Tom calls.

A funny story about arty cock. When I was a teen being a closeted gay, I still knew about gayness, but was of course afraid of it. “I’m gay but I’ll never ever tell anyone.” Our public library system just got their stacks on a computer, so I went down to the main library and did a search on ‘gay’ and ‘sex’.  Guess what book popped up? “The Joy of Gay Sex”!

Can you fucking believe that? Smaller city, this was the late 80’s. The Reagan years were still in full force. Thank god for liberal librarians! I drove out to the branch in the north of town and found the book. I huddled myself in a carol and opened it up. Oh my hell. I got hard instantly. It showed drawings of men naked, touching each other. Fucking. Masturbating. Holy crap it had me hooked. Now I knew I needed some bate material, and I was desperate, so unfortunately I feel horribly guilty about this but I ripped out pages from the book to take home with me. I was just to embarrassed to check it. It’s kinda sad that I permanently defaced that book for my own pleasure and ruined another boy’s masturbation material, but I had hours and hours of enjoyment pouring over those explicit arty drawings of men together.

Hmmmm…..time for some masturbation!

Artistic Penis

I do love porn, live action and what not. But sometimes isn’t it nice to see an artists interpretation of the male form? It can be so hot.