Finally Friday Night Goon

Finally, I got an evening all to myself. I was a bit tired for going out, but once I greased up and started working my penis, shit, it felt so good. I just kept going for 3 hours. Damn, I hate to say this, but this new living alone thing kind of has a few pluses.

Ikea Negates Masturbating

Since the partner moved out (this is all amicable) and took furniture with him, I didn’t have a few necessary items like drawers for clothes. I went to Ikea and found a cool bookshelf that is square and large, plus a stand for my new TV. I’m always overwhelmed at Ikea, and this was no different. I got all the flat packs in the car and home, and I didn’t really put it together that I would also have to be assembling them. Oh yes, hours and hours of putting little dowels in holes. Plus, the house was a mess because I had really been putting off any kind of cleaning until I got these new pieces of furniture. So, if you want to keep up your masturbation habits, do not go to Ikea, do not but furniture that takes hours to assemble. It’s all done though and I’m in front of my new TV having a blast.

Here’s to more penis this week!

New Room

It’s been a long weekend of working on my office. I never much liked the color we originally painted it. I repainted the trim, the walls are a nice shade (Behr “Comforting”), got a new Ikea rug, new Ikea light fixture, and I’m thinking of an oversize mirror from Ikea too. I got a gaming rocker chair, which will be perfect for masturbation. Plus the new flat screen TV that I can attach to the computer is pretty awesome. It’s so homey now. But I sure am tired tonight. No bate, just sleep. Oh ya, staying out till 2 am to karaoke with friends last night didn’t help.

Just one for the visuals.